Waiting Game and Katy Perry

Today is the day, everyone! Baby Girls' due date... except, there is one problem.

Still no baby girl.

40 weeks!

Grandma Gould is getting restless as her time with baby girl slowly ticks away. (April 11th is coming up fast!) 

Eric is...well, Eric.

He placed a wrapped up stuffed animal in our car seat. So that tells you how much he wants her to come. 

And me? Well, I think she is never going to come. However, when Eric and I woke up this morning and there was still no sign of baby girl, we wrote a song to inspire her to come.

No Going Back
Dark Horse Parody

CARLY:
I knew you were
you were gonna come today
and here you are
still in my belly
We are tired of waiting.
of waiting and waiting

Make us your Mom and Daddy
Make us your little family
but don't make us keep waiting, keep waiting, keep waiting, oh

So you want to play with the baby?
Boy, you should know what she's crying for.
Did you change her diaper?
Or is it milk that she's searching for?

Are you ready for, ready for
a Baby girl, baby girl
'Cause once she's here, once she's here
There's no going back

Mark my words
this world will not disappoint
Two Grandmas
and Grandpas are out here
waiting to cuddle you
if you choose to come today, so come today

So you want to play with the baby?
Boy you should know what she's crying for.
Did you change her diaper?
Or is it milk that she's searching for?
Are you ready for, ready for
a Baby girl, baby girl
'Cause once she's here, once she's here
There's no going back

ERIC:

She’s a baby
I call her Sweet One
She'll eat, sleep, and poop
till she is older
Be careful
You've got to hold her head

Put a binky in her mouth

and wrap her up like a burrito

You will fall in love
When you meet her
If you get the chance you better keep her

Pretty soon she'll wake up and

demand that you feed her
Give her back to mommy then collapse on the sofa
She can be my Little Monkey

In a few months if I'm lucky

Yah I think I love her
Baby's so cute
I’m sleep deprived and I don't care
She got me like a walking zombie

but soon I'll teach her Parkour

Why is she crying?

I've got her wrapped up tight in a swaddle

Wait? What's that smell?

Oh no, I forgot to change her diaper!

CARLY:
So you want to play with baby?
Boy you should know what she's crying for.
Did you change her diaper?
Or is it milk that she's searching for?
Are you ready for, ready for
a Baby girl, baby girl
'Cause once she's here, once she's here
There's no going back